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I was working the room like a small co. CEO looking for VCs

Seth: Well, on that note, it's time for bed.  Tomorrow is Sink Fixing Day 2. (observed)

Wes: (walks up to me as I am opening up Chinese food) What am I, chopped liver?
Me: Well, no but you sure aren't beef and broccoli, either

When it comes to packing, Dawn knows how to think out of the box and into the suitcase. 

How do you tell the difference between an extroverted and introverted economist?

The extroverted one looks at *your* shoes.

Me: Don't you have to work tomorrow?
Ben: Yes
Me: Do I sound like your mother?
Ben: Nah, she doesn't care about me that much

Me:  Hopefully we can find an Australian version of rock band

I think of myself as a sex object. I ask women to have sex, and they object.

-Greg's Twitter Feed

Erica: So this movie was also 4D!
Tyler: Because the story moved through time